We Love Individuality. In Theory.
We encourage people to be themselves.
An excellent idea.
We celebrate different minds, original thinking and unique personalities.
Preferably between 9 and 5, within the agreed guidelines, and without causing unnecessary disruption.
Be creative. But follow the instructions.
Be independent. But ask permission.
Speak up. But not like that.
Think differently. But perhaps keep it to yourself during the meeting.
And if you need a little more time, flexibility or support?
Well, we do have a policy.
Individuality is wonderful. Apparently, it just needs better administrative skills.